don't get caught with a whack calzone

i came here to drink milk, and kick ass, and i've just finished my milk. alex turner, ezra koenig, matt bellamy, michael cera, danny devito. i like tv shows and bands. 🍑👋~ 2 / ∞

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cornerstorm:

HE SIGNED IT BAND GUY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAJAHAHAJAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA

Alexa Chung: There was a really upsetting one when Alex had written me a Valentine card and I had accidentally left it in a bar. And someone sold it to the Sun and then they printed it, and they changed it so it didn’t look like a Valentine card, and they just said it was a love letter. They slated him for being really soppy. Look, it’s my boyfriend and it’s Alex. Of course it’s gonna be written like a story.

Interviewer: Was he peeved?

Alexa Chung: He was really cool with it,and he said, ‘I’m not upset that everyone saw it because that’s the truth and I couldn’t give a shit.’ And then he went [Chung dons a comedy northern accent], ‘Eh, but at least you’ve got a copy of it now, eh?’

Alexa Chung talking about Alex’s valentine card. (via fluorescent-kneesocks) ←

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

forchipsandfreedom:

Alex’s dance during Arabella’s guitar solo