denim chicken?

i came here to drink milk, and kick ass, and i've just finished my milk. bands, tv shows, i like people, places and things, and pawnee is my favourite place in the world.~ 2 / ∞ ~ proud to be a well hydrated woman 🍑👋

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andiebug:

do you wanna build a ………… slime man

lanadelgammarey:

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lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

penalty:

kansass:

MY 11 YEAR OLD MADE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT I CANT BREATHE???????

this video changed my life

koenigvibes:

REMEMBER NICK O’MALLEY’S MANBUN RIP

game-of-mind:

10 things I hate about you